someone give me a wooden board to bang my head against

and not in a sexy way, either.

here are some things that make me laugh:

fake laughing
fake anger
fake crying
fake excitement
fake designer bags because i'm like, guuuuurl, sucks you can't afford a real one! (not. i have 1 and it was around 80% off its original price).

basically, my point is, when in doubt fake emotion. it's really fun and attention grabbing.