long story long

i hate when i get to my desk on a monday morning and have 8 new voicemails from friday between 531pm to 556pm. but what's worse is when one of the voicemails claims that it's going to make a long story short and it goes on for 5 minutes.

that's a long story, sir. and this gal has a case of extreme mondayz sprinkled with a touch of is-it-friday-yets with a side of will-i-ever-not-feel-tired-agains?

emma out.