the secret of life
i've discovered it. it goes by one, fluid name: haagen dazs chocolate peanut butter ice cream. you think i'm kidding? you think i'm being facetious? you try a bite and tell me if you don't suddenly realize your purpose in life.
it has fresh chunks of peanut butter in it. did you hear me? or read me? FRESH MOTHER F**KING CHUNKS OF PEANUT F**KING BUTTER. you want instant happiness? buy a pint.
i'll be back later to write a more relevant post, but for now... heed my recommendation.