who w(h)ore it best?

i don't read gossip magazines much (really, i don't), but when i do (which isn't often) (i swear), one of my favorite sections is the "Who Wore It Best?" segment in US weekly (see here). when you're a big shot celebrity in big shot celebrity world, chances are you're probably going to end up wearing the same outfit as some other hooker at one point or another. it's inevitable. so US weekly does us the awesome favor of spotting which celebrities have donned the same outfit and let us vote on who we think pulled it off better. i agree with the winner most of the time, but there are times when i'm like "are you shitting me?! kristen stewart could never look better than anyone ever unless all her teeth were knocked out and replaced, she learned how to smile and she washed her hair."

per usual, i was inspired to create my own series of WWIB (that's my acronym for who wore it best) (idiot). i modeled some outfits then had strangers i found out and about model the same outfits in their own way. not only do you get to decide who wore them best, but you also get a pseudo tour of my digs! cool!

who w(h)ore it best? (emma g edition).

dual outfit sighting 1:

this simple country girl sporting pearls and standing near a kitchen...

OR...

PAULA DEEN GETTIN' HIGH OFF AH PURE SUGAR AND BUTTER STICKS, Y'ALL??!

dual outfit sighting 2:

this everyday party girl acting totally uninterested but looking fabulous with her cocktail...

OR...

this insecure psycho who tries to trick people into thinking her waist is THAT small because look where she has to place her hands!!! what a skinny bitch.

dual outfit sighting 3:

this whatevsies girl sitting and sipping on a cup of (what's most likely) green tea to keep those antioxidants flowin...

OR...

a household maid caught off guard and in high waisted purple sweatpants?

dual outfit sighting 4:

these stems rockin these smokin hott wedges...

OR...

this myspace photo?

dual outfit sighting 5:

this adorbs hipster chick making you drool over her star wars box set and fem flan (feminine flannel)...

OR...

this over-the-top hipster douchess reading the backs of hipster movies, wearing a sweater in 100 degree weather and drinking from an (empty) stella glass.

dual outfit sighting 6:

this totally down to earth and "what? this old thing?" gal wearing red lips...

OR...

this washed up ex-broadway star who is clinically depressed and only talks to people in a judy garland voice?

here she is again...

dual outfit sighting 7:

this bookworm reading one of the ultimate urban outfitters books of our generation...

OR...

this homeless woman who was caught in the bookworm's closet eating plastic for food and screaming about katniss everdeen?

 

you be the judge. i know my picks.

ex oh,

emma

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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