27-Year-Old Dances To Beyoncé and KILLS IT

I'm getting a little burnt out on all these viral videos of 11-year-olds, 7-year-olds, and have-yet-to-be-born-fetuses "crushing," "killing," and "nailing" dance routines. It was cool when Charlize Glass was the first 12-year-old to remind us of how terribly untalented the majority of us are and how we're going nowhere in life when she busted the most moves to Beyoncé's "Partition." And it was equally as cool when Taylor Hatala did the same to Nicki Minaj's "Anaconda," because what else would an 11-year-old white girl ever dance to besides the most inappropriate song of late 2014?  BUT I'M SICK OF IT. Cool! You're young and still only have nipples where your boobs will one day be and you can dance really well and have your entire lives ahead of you to make something of that. So allow me to parody this new viral video craze of young dancers with my own interpretation and slightly angry dance to say HEY! 27-year-olds and the like can "crush" "kill" or "nail" it, too!

I give you the random dance routine video to end all random dance routine videos:




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