let's play "Would You Rather..."
one question will be for the men and one will be for the ladies, but feel free to answer both (especially if you're a hermaphrodite. we don't discriminate on this blog).
FOR THE MEN:
WOULD YOU RATHER...
have sex with Halle Berry's body with Gary Busey's face? (missionary position, eyes open the entire time and dirty talking is a definite possibility)
OR
be stuck on a 15-hour long flight in which half the crowd are screaming, crying infants and half the crowd are swine flu-infested patrons who are all projectile vomiting into the barf bags for the duration of the flight? (oh, and did i mention you're wedged in between two morbidly obese people?)
[polldaddy poll=4440236]
FOR THE LADIES:
WOULD YOU RATHER...
be world-infamous for pulling a Monica Lewinsky on President Obama (yeah, you got the visual now, don't you?)...
OR
for breaking up the engagement/marriage of Prince William and Kate Middleton (this would involve a leaked sex tape and graphic images)?
[polldaddy poll=4440406]
i SO look forward to seeing the degrees of sickness you all display.
what a fun game.
-emma

