The Monday To End All Mondays

…I quickly realize three horrible truths: 1) My phone is inside the house. 2) I’ve locked my car, which means I can’t even open my back gate to get out. 3) Cece and I are literally trapped in the backyard…

Everything elseEmma GoldenAugust 10, 2020monday, funny, real, bf, boyfriend Comment

It’s The Little Things

Like nailing your cat eye or finally getting that booger dealt with.

Everything elseEmma GoldenJanuary 23, 2020little things, funny, fun, for funComment

Tuesdays Are The WOAT

At least we have the whimsy of Monday, the “halfway there!” of Wednesday, the “Friday eve!” of Thursday. Tuesday we have shit.

Everything elseEmma GoldenOctober 8, 2019tuesday, work, office, monday, funny, tuesdays suck, tuesdays, woat, the woat, i hate tuesdaysComment

Dear Summer, You're An Asshole

Honestly, it’s just irresponsible?

Everything elseEmma GoldenAugust 20, 2019summer, dear summer, dear, funnyComment

Curly Hair Was Not Meant To Be Tamed (Or Why You Should Never Get Your Hair Professionally Styled If It’s Curly)

A lesson I’ve had to learn over and over and over.

Everything elseEmma GoldenMarch 28, 2019hair, curly, curls, curly hair, hair care, wedding, bridesmaid, hairdo, hairdos, funnyComment

Unpopular Opinion: I Hate Halloween

Just hear me out on this one.

Everything elseEmma GoldenOctober 16, 2018halloween, adult halloween, grown-up halloween, fall, costumes, pumpkins, funny, hilarious, LOL, i hate halloweenComment

So Much Has Changed: The Tale of Your Early 20s vs Your Early 30s

Happy Hour isn’t at a bar — it’s on your couch.

Everything elseEmma GoldenAugust 16, 2018funny, 30s, 20s, life, humor, hilarious, dating, dates, lifestyleComment

Into It, Vol. 11

New dry shampoo, a new Netflix obsession, and Drake?

I Can't, Vol. 57

Work meetings, slow walkers, and fruit on ice cream made the list.

Everything elseEmma GoldenJune 13, 2018can't, i can't, funny, overalls, shorteralls, hair remover, facial hair, hair removal, veganComment

I Can't, Vol. 56

Clothes. Music. Traffic. Thigh chafing. It’s all here.

Everything elseEmma GoldenMay 8, 2018can't, funny, clothes, shopping, yellow, sandals, music, recipes, food, mexican, orzo, met gala, i can't Comments

The 8-Year Anniversary of Emma's Thing

Why I started my blog, what I've learned, and my advice to new bloggers.

Everything elseEmma GoldenMarch 1, 2018blog, funny, anniversary, blogging, writing, write Comments

Embracing The Friend Date (Or How I've Been Filling My Time During My Dating Hiatus)

Why friend dates are so much better than romantic dates (Hint: no fuckbois allowed).

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