β¦I quickly realize three horrible truths: 1) My phone is inside the house. 2) Iβve locked my car, which means I canβt even open my back gate to get out. 3) Cece and I are literally trapped in the backyardβ¦
Read MoreAt least we have the whimsy of Monday, the βhalfway there!β of Wednesday, the βFriday eve!β of Thursday. Tuesday we have shit.
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