He actually loved his illegitimate child, April, which I think any GG fan can agree is probably super hard to do.

She knows your actual weight/pant size/waist measurement and you know hers.

NOPE.

I can't with the fashion bloggers who literally have zero discretion when it comes to paring down their photo selections for a new post...

I can't with the fashion bloggers who literally have zero discretion when it comes to paring down their photo selections for a new post...

Yeah, the traffic gets worse every year, but I can no longer blame people for wanting to reproduce here and move here. I totally get the appeal.

12:31 pm: Why is food so f*cking good? I don’t know if it’s PMS or what (it’s PMS), but I think I could honestly die stuffed on pizza and Chipotle and queso and I wouldn’t regret a damn thing.

So many outfits to judge, so many comments to make about celebrities we'll never meet or measure up to.

In which "I can't" and you probably can't either.

In which "I can't" and you probably can't either.