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16 Reasons Luke Danes Is The Imperfectly Perfect Man

He actually loved his illegitimate child, April, which I think any GG fan can agree is probably super hard to do.

emmaMarch 24, 2015 Comments

The No Bullsh*t List Of What Makes A Best Friend A Best Friend

She knows your actual weight/pant size/waist measurement and you know hers.

emmaMarch 18, 2015Comment

I Found This In Someone's Car

NOPE.

emmaMarch 11, 2015 Comment

I Can't, Vol. 28

emmaMarch 9, 2015Comment

I Can't, Vol. 28

emmaMarch 9, 2015Comment

I Can't, Vol. 27

I can't with the fashion bloggers who literally have zero discretion when it comes to paring down their photo selections for a new post...

emmaMarch 2, 2015 Comments

I Can't, Vol. 27

I can't with the fashion bloggers who literally have zero discretion when it comes to paring down their photo selections for a new post...

emmaMarch 2, 2015 Comments

Here Are The Reasons Why I Love Dallas

Yeah, the traffic gets worse every year, but I can no longer blame people for wanting to reproduce here and move here. I totally get the appeal.

emmaFebruary 25, 2015 Comments

A Literary Ride Inside The Mind Of A PMSing Girl

12:31 pm: Why is food so f*cking good? I don’t know if it’s PMS or what (it’s PMS), but I think I could honestly die stuffed on pizza and Chipotle and queso and I wouldn’t regret a damn thing.

emmaFebruary 24, 2015Comment

PANDA WATCH 2015 (My Review of the Oscars)

So many outfits to judge, so many comments to make about celebrities we'll never meet or measure up to.

emmaFebruary 23, 2015Comment

I Can't, Vol. 26

In which "I can't" and you probably can't either.

emmaFebruary 17, 2015Comment

I Can't, Vol. 26

In which "I can't" and you probably can't either.