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Datemares (vol. 6)
Datemares (vol. 6)

Wannabe rappers, surprise chaperones, and jail time. It’s all here.

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DatemaresEmma GoldenMay 17, 2018Comment
Datemares (vol. 5)
Datemares (vol. 5)
DatemaresEmma GoldenApril 19, 2018Comment
Datemares (vol. 4)
Datemares (vol. 4)

Rats. Minivans. Bud Light Lime. It's what datemares are made of!

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DatemaresEmma GoldenMarch 22, 2018dating, datemare, horror story, date, advice, relationships, love, online dating, tinder, bumble, match, wtf Comments
Datemares (vol. 3)
Datemares (vol. 3)

Post-coitus jewelry, wizards, redheads, and fry stealing douche bags.

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DatemaresEmma GoldenMarch 8, 2018dating, dates, datemare, datemares, love, relationship, match, tinder, bumble, advice, horror, stories Comment
Datemares (vol. 2)
Datemares (vol. 2)

You may think you've had a few bad dates, but you have no idea...

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DatemaresEmma GoldenFebruary 22, 2018dates, dating, love, relationships, relationship, tinder, match, bumble, horror, story, stories Comment
Datemares (vol. 1)
Datemares (vol. 1)

In the first volume of women's dating horror stories, we encounter Venmo hollers, identity crises, and van videos. 

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DatemaresEmma GoldenFebruary 13, 2018dating, stories, men, women, relationship, relationships, advice, fail, failure, i can't, dating story, dating stories, horror, date Comments
Men's Dating Horror Stories, Vol. 2
Men's Dating Horror Stories, Vol. 2

This week's stories include drugs at dinner, crying mothers, and handguns.

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DatemaresEmma GoldenFebruary 9, 2018dating, men, stories, horror, love, relationships, tinder, bumble, online dating, date, datesComment
Men's Dating Horror Stories, Vol. 1
Men's Dating Horror Stories, Vol. 1

Swingers, showers, and super uncomfortable obsessions.

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DatemaresEmma GoldenJanuary 25, 2018men, dating, relationships, love, advice, funny Comments

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my formal submission for having two kids. 🫡 #2under2 #twoundertwo #boymom
can we have a fucking MOMENT for the hair?????? if you’ve been around for at least a few years, you know i’ve been on a jOuRnEy — getting bangs, chopping it all off, fucking with color, growing it back out. we’ve come a long w
this weekend rocked me. the newborn of it all *really* settling in. the two under two of it all also really settling in. the splitting up and single parenting of it all. the literally no downtime of it all. the overstimulation, the guilt, the anxiety
my mom, who looks *at least* 10 years younger than she actually is, has THE best skin. so, over the weekend, when she said “your skin looks SO good,” i took it as the highest compliment because it is. this is my bare skin. all i have on
i don’t *really* understand how i’m a mom of two. i’m just glad i am. to my boys who made me a mama (including Zac): thank you. and thank you to my own mama for being mine. 💐💐💐
mama’s first margarita! i’m having trouble settling into how good i feel one week postpartum. i’m so calm. so content. so not overwhelmed or stressed or anxious. i was fully prepared to feel as turned upside down as i did after Zigg
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