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Datemares (vol. 6)
Datemares (vol. 6)

Wannabe rappers, surprise chaperones, and jail time. It’s all here.

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DatemaresEmma GoldenMay 17, 2018Comment
Datemares (vol. 5)
Datemares (vol. 5)
DatemaresEmma GoldenApril 19, 2018Comment
Datemares (vol. 4)
Datemares (vol. 4)

Rats. Minivans. Bud Light Lime. It's what datemares are made of!

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DatemaresEmma GoldenMarch 22, 2018dating, datemare, horror story, date, advice, relationships, love, online dating, tinder, bumble, match, wtf Comments
Datemares (vol. 3)
Datemares (vol. 3)

Post-coitus jewelry, wizards, redheads, and fry stealing douche bags.

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DatemaresEmma GoldenMarch 8, 2018dating, dates, datemare, datemares, love, relationship, match, tinder, bumble, advice, horror, stories Comment
Datemares (vol. 2)
Datemares (vol. 2)

You may think you've had a few bad dates, but you have no idea...

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DatemaresEmma GoldenFebruary 22, 2018dates, dating, love, relationships, relationship, tinder, match, bumble, horror, story, stories Comment
Datemares (vol. 1)
Datemares (vol. 1)

In the first volume of women's dating horror stories, we encounter Venmo hollers, identity crises, and van videos. 

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DatemaresEmma GoldenFebruary 13, 2018dating, stories, men, women, relationship, relationships, advice, fail, failure, i can't, dating story, dating stories, horror, date Comments
Men's Dating Horror Stories, Vol. 2
Men's Dating Horror Stories, Vol. 2

This week's stories include drugs at dinner, crying mothers, and handguns.

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DatemaresEmma GoldenFebruary 9, 2018dating, men, stories, horror, love, relationships, tinder, bumble, online dating, date, datesComment
Men's Dating Horror Stories, Vol. 1
Men's Dating Horror Stories, Vol. 1

Swingers, showers, and super uncomfortable obsessions.

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DatemaresEmma GoldenJanuary 25, 2018men, dating, relationships, love, advice, funny Comments

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